A man walks outside one morning, like he always does, to get the morning newspaper when he sees a strange man walking holding chicken wire.
He asks the strange man,"Why are you carrying that chicken wire?"
The strange man says,"Im going to go get me some chickens."
The man walks inside in disbelieve and returns later to get his mail when he sees the strange man returning with a bucket full of dead chickens.
The next morning he sees the same strange man with a roll of duct tape.
He asks the man,"Whats the duct tape for?"
The strange man replies,"Im gonna go get me some ducks."
The man again walks inside in disbelieve and returns later to get his mail when he sees the strange man returning with a bucket full of dead Ducks.
The next morning he sees the same strange man carrying some sort of plant.
He asks the man,"why are you carrying those weeds?"
The strange man says,"There not weeds, its Pussy Willow"
The man says,"Let me go get my hat".